This week I’ave mostly been eating Haribo.
And working on my assignments for uni. But a more accurate version would be that I’ve been TRYING to work on my assignments!
When I studied for my first degree over twenty years ago, I had the same assignment deadlines but in very different circumstances. Back in the day, it was a straight forward case of taking myself off to the library and only emerging when I needed food and drink. Simple. Hassle free.
Second time around there is a whole new set of problems…
Don’t even get me started on how easy it is to lose hours on the internet. And there is no chance of completely opting out of daily domestic life whenever I feel like it. Not when my other name is “mum”. My two sons might well be teenagers now but they’re still as needy as ever. And then there’s the new pup and older dog at my feet.
How do I get the peace and quiet to get my uni work done AND write a bestseller?
An ex-colleague often set her email notification as ‘out of office’ even when she was sitting right beside us. It was her way of telling us that we might be able to see her but she wasn’t there. It seemed mad at the time but now I can see her logic.
Is there a way of being ‘out of office’ at home? I can’t lock myself away in a home office or a study because my house doesn’t have one. So I’ve set up ‘office’ in my bedroom and use my wicker dressing table as a desk. It’s not ideal working in amongst my pots of anti-ageing creams and looking out at my view of the petrol station across the road. But my dream keeps me going…
It all started last May when I went with my best pal to the Ideal Homes Show at the SECC in Glasgow. I saw it from a distance. I swooned. I pushed through the crowds and ran towards it. I could hear Vangelis play Chariots of Fire. I was soon close enough to breathe deeply and inhale the smell of the fresh new wood. I stroked the texture of the cladding, I felt my knees go weak at the clever design AND there was a lock on the door. I was in love…
This is the object of my desire.
A lot better looking than Roald Dahl’s old shed! Although The Armadilla is not worth as much. Even though his estate must amount to millions of pounds, his granddaughter recently launched a public appeal for £500.000 to save it. Bit of a Roald Dahl and the Giant Cheek if you ask me! My youngest son loved his books and I admire his brilliance but how about getting B & Q to sponsor it? Don’t ask me to fund it. I’m saving up for The Armadilla!
Do you want to share my fantasy of the perfect writer’s sanctuary? http://www.armadilla.co.uk/
I challenge any aspiring writers not to drool!
Maybe one day I will lock the door behind me and gaze out to lambs gambolling in lush green fields ….
But in the meantime, back in the real world, my youngest son needs help with homework, the eldest wants to know what’s for dinner, the pup has peed again on the bedroom rug and the older dog has chewed a hole in my hubby’s slipper…